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Adult Minions Union Suit Costume Size:M You're going to need aBananas and Bad Guys Host as many evil job fairs as you like: You'll never find candidates as perfect as the Minions are! Sure, they tend to cause mass destruction wherever they go with shenanigans like a misfired fart gun, but you could argue that it's the job of a villain to be a destructive as possible anyway. And yes, they ended up causing the demise of Dracula and a few other former masters, but that just means that they're almost overqualified